|I didn't die!|
10. A DISNEYLAND VACATION WHERE NO ONE DIED!
|Yes, I'm wearing a scarf in the summer.|
That fat hump isn't going to hide itself!
9. LEVEL UP! GETS LEGIT!
|Me, Corbett and Scott|
8. I GOT CLOSER TO TALKING TO WILL WHEATON AT COMIC-CON (SORT OF)!
7. THE ENEMATIC CINEMATIC...LIVES!!
|Kevin Clarke, Travis Vogt, Mark Allender, Me|
6. A LOSER GETS A LAPTOP!
|Look at this craftsmanship!!|
5. I FINALLY WENT TO THE DOCTOR AND I'M NOT DYING (I THINK)!
|What could go wrong?|
4. HOW DID I MAKE SO MANY COOL FRIENDS?!?
|Never fall asleep around friends.|
Especially if they're cool.
3. PROVIDING COMMENTARY FOR A LIVE SCREENING OF BEASTMASTER WITH DIRECTOR, DON COSCARELLI!
BEASTMASTER at Seattle's Crypticon with fellow comedian EMMETT MONTGOMERY and the film's legendary director DON COSCARELLI!!! As in not only director of BEASTMASTER, but also director of PHANTASM and BUBBA HO-TEP, DON COSCARELLI!!! We sat, we laughed, we made jokes at Mark Singer's expense and I confessed to Don that as a fat kid in elementary school, BEASTMASTER was one of my favorite movies, causing me to carry around a fanny pack with stuffed foxes/wolves in it and throw them at bullies as if they were ferrets I could control with my animal telepathy and honorable friendship. Afterward, Don hugged me and told me I was "really funny." I ALMOST PEED MYSELF TO DEATH, you guys!! Almost.
2. MY FIRST BIG FEATURE GIG!
One afternoon, I was sitting at home, minding my business (aka watching creepy graphic crime shows alone) and I received a message on FaceBook from one of my favorite comedians, Hari Kondabolu. This is already pretty exciting as is. I read the message, then promptly read it over at least 14 more times. Would I, unknown bucket of farts, Elicia Sanchez, be interested in featuring for amazingly talented and well known comedian, Hari Kondabolu at The Comedy Underground in Seattle for 6 shows in December? Um, YES!!! This string of shows turned out to be one of the greatest experiences I've had so far in comedy. I realized all over again why I started doing this in the first place and I remembered what it was like to enjoy performing. Thank you, Hari (although I've already thanked you an uncomfortably inhuman amount) and thanks SO MUCH for all my friends and family that came out to see me. You guys are the greatest people ever.
1. I GOT MARRIED AND STUFF...
|To the death!!!|