Dear X-Men...

Hi.  It's Elicia.  No, not Alisha.  Elicia.  Anyway, I just wanted to let you know I liked your new prequel movie.  For the most part.  It was pretty cool.  I guess what I should say is I wanted to let you know how much I liked the beginning of your movie, where Erik Lehnsherr (aka Magneto played by Michael Fassbender) goes around speaking different languages, breaking into banks and hunting down Nazis.  That was fucking rad.  Please filter any and all money you receive from the production of your new film into the making of that movie.  The one you should call, Magneto: Nazi Killer.  You can have that title.  I promise not to sue.

Thanks again.

Your fan,

Elicia (Not Alisha) Sanchez